This will never happen again!

PARODY -- Who Won, Who’s Next, You Decide?

1 - Once upon a time, in the ghraib... if books could speak.

I’m a Book, Revelation, you cannot deny

If you read (pron. is "red") my verses you would surely cry.

If you hide the truth you will be led astray,

You will then regret your birth and choice, Judgment Day.

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I’m the bible I’m a book, like you I’m written well,

Not by God but with help from Him, it’s just as swell,

If you know the Lord like me, then you will walk in light,

If you don’t, better believe me, then it’s Hell; it serves you right.


2 - Muslim vs Evangelical Christian

Your rap is nonsense, you’re a moron; you can’t even read

- (Like your brother David Wood) -

I think you were, you are, you’re taking speed.


But you’ll probably never get it, gonna regret it, cause your slow

Qur’an is truth and light and right and never wrong,

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I’ll tell you what I know about Muhammad and Buraq

How did he go to heaven on a horse with wings, that’s crock?

No, the book isn’t right, its wrong, I have to mock.


Get to the real point cause I’m late for a discussion,

Called “Jesus in the Quran, Muhammad in the Bible".

My notes from the last UN session, "rights of modern women" will impress them.



3 - Muslim vs EDL - extreme debate...

Do you know why Jesus died?

- To forgive your sins -

God needs a sacrifice.

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Don’t be daft, your EDL, your on a road to Hell (not Paradise)

you need a ticket to heaven, cause you’re weak,

You probably can’t even spell.


I on the other hand know what’s good for man and woman,

Don’t get me started on the role of women (in society);

It’s gonna be a long wait, better get your head on straight.

(Unfortunately for the Muslim, it appears he doesn't know the rights Islam gave to women, lol.)



4 - Spencer vs Nadir Ahmed (this is sad_)

Listening to Yusuf Islam, you think your smart, you’ve got it figured out

Your mother couldn’t love you, your own people are sick and dying,

If Islam’s so great, get the brothers and go stop people crying.


You can’t even find shoes to fit you wear sandals everywhere,

A nightshirt for breakfast, lunch and dinner is formal wear.

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You people always judge the book by its cover, not the book,

You pretend to be smart, but it's not working out, you're racist as well.


Chapter 9 verse 29 gives you human rights,

You’d rather pay taxes, an arm and a leg, to stay six months in London

- and another six in Israel –



5 - Robert Morey vs a respected brother_ who leaves, after hearing the insults about the respected brother, S. Ali. Too bad, he could have won the debate, it isn't the end of the world, that comes much later...



I’m gonna finish this quick, Shabir Ali, I know about his ****

Our preachers are kinda funny and cool; they learned debate (from Deedat)

And they’re sometimes cruel, even accurate


If you don’t like freedom of speech, then go back to your desert cave,

Terrorists and Mullas, you should be ashamed;

Jesus was a man of peace, he loved to break bread,

Your prophet used a sword, he didn’t own a hammer, now he’s dead.


Who Won, Who’s Next, You Decide?

Ch: 9, V:6 [the Quran]