The Apostates Of Islam

Someone says her husband is the perfect man! We say things that are subjective, that apply only to our situation, that other people would not agree with. But God is the real judge of a person!

'Perfect' is a subjective term... it's like beauty, in the eye of the beholder.

But that Prophet Muhammad was forgiven his sins is true. It proves he had some human weakenss.

Muslims dont idolize him PBUH. #Veedu has Muslims mixed up with Christians who do worship Jesus.

An idol being an object of worship, far as I know...

Veedu asks that we not bother him with our criticism of him, lol... he is such a busy man

making his satire, that he can't bother with ppl who go to his channel, i guess... or only

the #mooslims he likes to look down on!!! #ohwell

His father in law claims he cannot drop the ex Muslim label, but hates labels, lol.

It's bc he wants 'freedom of apostasy' for all MOOSLIMS in the EAST. But why doesn't he

just enjoy his own freedom and his time with family and friends, and forget about promoting his

ideology in KSA and the Arab world, bc we don't want to have it!! 

Atheists should really try to be a little more selfish!! ;)

Most Muslims are peaceful and want to be left alone. We don't want  you to advocate freedoms for

people here that are against our religion.

BTW we saw how that turned out in 'Merica, with everyone hating on eachother... maybe Veedu should go clean up

USA's back yard first! See you in another millenia!

So much freedom is a double edged sword, even the POTUS didn't want a gay at the white house lawn party, lol

or in a photo shoot #whatever... that is what the west represents to many of us, hypocricy!

How to find the right meme

Search words are the key to finding a meme topic

I searched #hedoesn'tgamble, pictured in the red circle. But with memes, you can't always find exactly what your looking for, that's why you have the option to make your own funny or relevant memes.

There are other options too, you can change the type of font, in my first  meme (see Muslims and Memes Page in the sidebar) I chose to use "comic" font. It's just the right style I think, for anything expressing funny ideas which are not too satirical. I think the above is more satirical than mine is. The bold font is also appropriate to the picture.

Muslims and memes is an original idea I had to gather memes for or by Muslims into a blog. Because have no interest in making a new blog just for memes, at this time, I'm doing it here. Hope you will like some of the future results, you can comment, as always :)



#Thiswillneverhappenagain! #rapsensation or bust??



This is not happening!!

"This Will Never Happen Again!" will obviously never be a music chart smasher, but it might break a new record for me..one can only hope. Like this if you...like it. Thanks for readers who shared my blog and to other bloggers, send me a link if you like "Jane Dughatir", maybe we can share. Yesterday, the blog had over 100 pageviews in one day, a new record! If I could keep people interested in posts and sharing maybe I can hit the 25,000 views in seven or eight months. (But that would be really tough.)

I'm doing this for fun, and to spread teachings about Islam and express (our [muslims']collective) views which are not always getting heard.

Many Americans were awake last night between 11pm and 12am this morning (GMT +3) sharing on Twitter and Facebook (the copyright owners know who they are, and so do we); wonder if they lost any sleep over it?? Or ...

 

This will never happen again!

PARODY -- Who Won, Who’s Next, You Decide?

1 - Once upon a time, in the ghraib... if books could speak.

I’m a Book, Revelation, you cannot deny

If you read (pron. is "red") my verses you would surely cry.

If you hide the truth you will be led astray,

You will then regret your birth and choice, Judgment Day.

***

I’m the bible I’m a book, like you I’m written well,

Not by God but with help from Him, it’s just as swell,

If you know the Lord like me, then you will walk in light,

If you don’t, better believe me, then it’s Hell; it serves you right.


2 - Muslim vs Evangelical Christian

Your rap is nonsense, you’re a moron; you can’t even read

- (Like your brother David Wood) -

I think you were, you are, you’re taking speed.


But you’ll probably never get it, gonna regret it, cause your slow

Qur’an is truth and light and right and never wrong,

***

I’ll tell you what I know about Muhammad and Buraq

How did he go to heaven on a horse with wings, that’s crock?

No, the book isn’t right, its wrong, I have to mock.


Get to the real point cause I’m late for a discussion,

Called “Jesus in the Quran, Muhammad in the Bible".

My notes from the last UN session, "rights of modern women" will impress them.



3 - Muslim vs EDL - extreme debate...

Do you know why Jesus died?

- To forgive your sins -

God needs a sacrifice.

***

Don’t be daft, your EDL, your on a road to Hell (not Paradise)

you need a ticket to heaven, cause you’re weak,

You probably can’t even spell.


I on the other hand know what’s good for man and woman,

Don’t get me started on the role of women (in society);

It’s gonna be a long wait, better get your head on straight.

(Unfortunately for the Muslim, it appears he doesn't know the rights Islam gave to women, lol.)



4 - Spencer vs Nadir Ahmed (this is sad_)

Listening to Yusuf Islam, you think your smart, you’ve got it figured out

Your mother couldn’t love you, your own people are sick and dying,

If Islam’s so great, get the brothers and go stop people crying.


You can’t even find shoes to fit you wear sandals everywhere,

A nightshirt for breakfast, lunch and dinner is formal wear.

***

You people always judge the book by its cover, not the book,

You pretend to be smart, but it's not working out, you're racist as well.


Chapter 9 verse 29 gives you human rights,

You’d rather pay taxes, an arm and a leg, to stay six months in London

- and another six in Israel –



5 - Robert Morey vs a respected brother_ who leaves, after hearing the insults about the respected brother, S. Ali. Too bad, he could have won the debate, it isn't the end of the world, that comes much later...



I’m gonna finish this quick, Shabir Ali, I know about his ****

Our preachers are kinda funny and cool; they learned debate (from Deedat)

And they’re sometimes cruel, even accurate


If you don’t like freedom of speech, then go back to your desert cave,

Terrorists and Mullas, you should be ashamed;

Jesus was a man of peace, he loved to break bread,

Your prophet used a sword, he didn’t own a hammer, now he’s dead.


Who Won, Who’s Next, You Decide?

Ch: 9, V:6 [the Quran]

All Your Base (playlist)